
By Mr. Fluffernutter
I always knew trouble would come hopping down the trail one day — but I never guessed it would have horns. One fog-tipped morning, while I was inspecting the dandelion patch, I spotted them… rabbits with crowns of black spikes, twitching like villain whiskers in a bad stage play. I froze — not because I was scared (okay, maybe a little) — but because I knew the old rabbit tales: The Jackalope’s Cousin. Turns out, it’s not magic at all, but something called Shope papillomavirus.
Now listen, fluff-fam — this is where silly meets serious. You don’t fight a Franken-bunny with carrot swords. You fight with preparation, information, and a little faith. So follow me… and don’t step in the thistle patch.

When I first spotted Sir Spikes-a-Lot (yes, I named him), he was grazing near the old fence line, unaware of my spy mission. My whiskers twitched — not from fear, but from the icy breeze carrying flea gossip. I retreated to my burrow to make… The Plan.
Fluff’s Quick Facts
Name: Shope papillomavirus (cottontail papillomavirus).
- Spread: Fleas & ticks between rabbits (wild → wild, wild → domestic).
- Risk to humans & pets: None for people, cats, dogs. But domestic rabbits can get sick.
- What to do if you see one: Don’t touch, take a photo from far away, and report it.
- Pet rabbits: See an exotics vet if suspicious growths appear — especially near the mouth or eyes.
Mr. Fluffernutter’s Family Go-Bag
Check items as you pack them. I’ll nudge your progress bar like a proud bunny coach.
Tip: Keep pets leashed/fenced—do not let them investigate sick wildlife.

The Recon Mission
A good emergency plan starts with knowing your enemy. I watched from the shadows — saw how Sir Spikes-a-Lot stuck to tall grass where ticks throw surprise parties. That’s when it hit me: fleas and ticks are the messengers of this thorny curse. Time to make the homestead a no-bug zone.
If you spot a rabbit with spikes/tentacles…
Step 1: Keep your distance. Do not touch or chase.
Step 2: Snap a photo from far away for identification.
Step 3: Keep pets away; leash dogs and steer them elsewhere.
Step 4: Report to local wildlife authority (search “wildlife report [your county]”).
All set. You observed responsibly like a pro naturalist!

The Council of Critters
I called a meeting — my woodland council. Squeaky the squirrel took notes, Chitters the chipmunk ran the snack table (mostly acorns), and we mapped out safe zones and tick traps. That’s where the human part comes in — your family can do the same: talk, plan, and pack.

Patrol Training
Every evening, we run patrol. That means checking fences, sealing gaps, and making sure the snack garden is flea-free. You might call it boring — I call it fluff security detail.

72-Hour Bunny-Calm Plan
By the third day, Sir Spikes-a-Lot had wandered off to the wild hills, leaving our burrow and homestead safe. Maybe he’ll get better — maybe he’ll learn a few things about hygiene. Either way, we’ll be ready.
Remember, my fluffy friends: fear gets you frozen, but a plan gets you hopping.
72-Hour Bunny-Calm Plan
Family Reflection
Dear Lord, teach us to be wise watchers of Your creation—gentle with creatures, careful with choices, calm in uncertainty. Give us steady hearts and steady hands. Amen.
Sources & Further Reading
- AP News: Rabbits with “horns” in Colorado—Shope papillomavirus explainer
- Washington Post: Why the tentacles look scary but aren’t a human risk
- CBS/AP: “No reason to panic” context & jackalope folklore note
Key points repeated for families: species-specific virus; spread by fleas/ticks; keep distance; report sightings; contact a vet for pet rabbits.
Mr. Fluffernutter’s Closing Note
Crisis averted, squad. You built a plan, learned the science, and kept your compassion. If anyone asks why you’re so calm, tell ’em your emergency manager is an eight-inch-tall rabbit with a clipboard.

